The Republic of Umngeni is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning kiwi population. The hard-working population of 2.987 billion Umngenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.

The Umngenian economy, worth 99.8 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 33,399 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umngeni's national animal is the kiwi.

Umngeni is ranked 148,336^th in the world and 5,785^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 2.99 billion capita.