The Oppressed Peoples of Ujechmovancern is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 756 million Ujechmovancernians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gayborhood. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Ujechmovancernian economy, worth 41.4 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,730 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Bars are packed at all hours, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ujechmovancern's national animal is the unicorn.
Ujechmovancern is ranked 58,205th in the world and 1,030th in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ujechmovancern was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Ujechmovancern, teenagers sit around on their butts all day.
- : Following new legislation in Ujechmovancern, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
- : Following new legislation in Ujechmovancern, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.
- : Following new legislation in Ujechmovancern, bars are packed at all hours.
- : Ujechmovancern was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Average.
- : Following new legislation in Ujechmovancern, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Ujechmovancern, escalators are avoided at all costs.
- : Following new legislation in Ujechmovancern, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.
- : Following new legislation in Ujechmovancern, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
