The Union der Germanenreiches of UGD is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Javier The III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.163 billion Ulitimen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UGDian economy, worth 592 trillion UDBS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,278 UDBS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, and powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UGD's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is German United Churches Of Christ.

UGD is ranked 27,730^th in the world and 5^th in Imperial World Nations for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,992.88 on the Gilded Widget Scale.