The Corporatocratic Republic of Tytoa is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Boy with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.117 billion Tytoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tytoa City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tytoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,070 trillion Dions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 150,347 Dions, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 831,261 per year while the poor average 13,713, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Tytoan Moonshine", raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tytoa's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Duck.

Tytoa is ranked 126,618^th in the world and 14^th in The Polomon Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,519.01 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.