The Kingdom of Two-Sicillies is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Francesco III with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.964 billion Sicilliesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naples. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sicilliesian economy, worth 253 trillion Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 129,061 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, Francesco III's online image is the very model of a modern major leader, and citizens must pay to enjoy Two-Sicillies's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Two-Sicillies's national animal is the Persano Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Two-Sicillies is ranked 159,829^th in the world and 6,048^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 282.43 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.