The Republic of Tuaticto is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.424 billion Tuatictoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.1%.

The all-consuming Tuatictoan economy, worth 116 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,760 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuaticto's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Tuaticto is ranked 159,647^th in the world and 6,216^th in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 280.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.