The Confederacy of Tseaby is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 46.466 billion Tseabians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forra. The average income tax rate is 6.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tseabyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,518 trillion guits a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 161,814 guits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tseaby's national animal is the swamp squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tseaby is ranked 107^th in the world and 1^st in Pescaia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 45,218.93 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.