The Republic of Trumpistani is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 455 million Trumpistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Trumpistanian economy, worth 28.1 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 61,685 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, Leader can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, and out-of-work actors say they can't complain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trumpistani's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Trumpistani is ranked 230,786^th in the world and 9,969^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 455 million capita.