The Dictatorship of Triuce is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Georges Staline with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.01 billion Triuceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berliner. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Triucean economy, worth 527 trillion Trus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,570 Trus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Berliner" t-shirts, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, and lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triuce's national animal is the Salmon trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Chief Worship.

Triuce is ranked 99,109^th in the world and 5,286^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,483.31 on the Gilded Widget Scale.