The Kingdom of Trimaar is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.462 billion Trimaarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Trimaarian economy, worth 62.7 trillion pearls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 9,709 pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trimaar's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Trimaar is ranked 206,848^th in the world and 5,524^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 290.9 on the Gilded Widget Scale.