The Union of Socialist Republics of Trgytzchystan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Minister-President ʀᴇᴅᴀᴄᴛᴇᴅ with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.429 billion Trgytz and Chystanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ost-Vitovsk. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Trgytzchystanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion Sashets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,174 Sashets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trgytzchystan's national animal is the Albatross, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏᴠᴇʀɴᴍᴇɴᴛ.

Trgytzchystan is ranked 176,082^nd in the world and 6,793^rd in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 73.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.