The Federation of Treborkia is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.027 billion Treborkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The thriving Treborkian economy, worth 60.0 trillion Tres a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,392 Tres, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Treborkia in an international press conference, children use fake IDs to purchase candy, Treborkian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Treborkia's national animal is the penguin.

Treborkia is ranked 188,776^th in the world and 7,237^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.