The Republic of Toxettawa is a massive, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning scarab population. The democratic population of 4.958 billion Toxettawans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Toxettawan economy, worth 101 trillion sands a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,469 sands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Toxettawa's national animal is the scarab, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Toxettawa is ranked 258,619^th in the world and 7,815^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.22 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.