The Republic of Toockley is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.905 billion Toockleyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The thriving Toockleyian economy, worth 197 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 68,134 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,175 per year while the poor average 13,898, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Toockley's national animal is the beaver.

Toockley is ranked 58,902^nd in the world and 1,811^th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 1.59 weapons per person.