The United Authoritarian Union of Tolaosa is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.767 billion Tolaosans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tolaosa City. The average income tax rate is 65.8%.

The strong Tolaosan economy, worth 236 trillion Tolans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 85,312 Tolans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, Tolaosa Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tolaosa's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tolaosa is ranked 74,074^th in the world and 4,309^th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 37,633.58 Standard Monetary Units.