The United ToastLandian States of ToastLand-BreadLand is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Nishimura Kyo with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.558 billion ToastLandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funamichita. The average income tax rate is 38.7%.

The frighteningly efficient ToastLandian economy, worth 133 trillion Beans a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 85,505 Beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

People across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, Protestanism has been named as ToastLand-BreadLand's national religion, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ToastLand-BreadLand's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestanism.

ToastLand-BreadLand is ranked 157,883^rd in the world and 5^th in Norrland for Most Patriotic, with 8.27 flags saluted per person per day.