The Dominion of Tiniteqilaaq is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.705 billion Tiniteqilaaqians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.

The strong Tiniteqilaaqian economy, worth 396 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,485 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Euros are being poured into a space program, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, Tiniteqilaaq's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiniteqilaaq's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tiniteqilaaq is ranked 32,524^th in the world and 8^th in Sonindia for Safest, scoring 108 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.