The Community of Timsatta is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20.101 billion Timsattans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.

The Timsattan economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion Timiroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 53,499 Timiroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, gun ownership is compulsory, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timsatta's national animal is the Ouro, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timsatta is ranked 116,449^th in the world and 6,093^rd in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 26,439.23 Standard Monetary Units.