The Nomadic Peoples of Timplia is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.802 billion Timplians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.0%.

The strong Timplian economy, worth 145 trillion tugriks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,099 tugriks, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

There is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, and the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Timplia's national animal is the bison.

Timplia is ranked 150,548^th in the world and 3,250^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 9.06 flags saluted per person per day.