The Queendom of Timeless- is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.984 billion Swifties live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Swiftie economy, worth 80.2 trillion Timelesses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,423 Timelesses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,558 per year while the poor average 2,614, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Swifties, military spending recently hit a new high, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Swifties any less frightened. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Timeless-'s national animal is the Timeless, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Timeless- is ranked 219,430^th in the world and 121^st in Cenacle for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.