The Theocracy of Thotsakan is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 614 million Thotsakanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The Thotsakanian economy, worth 23.9 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 38,964 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, military spending recently hit a new high, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime is moderate. Thotsakan's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Thotsakan is ranked 195,612^th in the world and 4,698^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.25 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.