The Colony of Thituan is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The cynical, devout population of 281 million Thituanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Thituanian economy, worth 13.1 trillion Sokolakian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 46,647 Sokolakian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Thituan City Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thituan's national animal is the wolves, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thituan is ranked 87,608^th in the world and 4^th in Noxil for Safest, scoring 86.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.