The Republic of Thisisarichnationname is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 436 million Thisisarichnationnameans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.8%.

The powerhouse Thisisarichnationnamean economy, worth 25.2 trillion names a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 57,696 names, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Thisisarichnationname's national animal is the name, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thisisarichnationname is ranked 86,086^th in the world and 342^nd in Concord for Safest, scoring 87.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.