The Constitutional Monarchy of Theouromi is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and daily referendums. The devout population of 512 million Theouromians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Justinia. The average income tax rate is 26.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Theouromian economy, worth 36.8 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,899 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theouromi's national animal is the eagle and tiger, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Theouromi is ranked 47,503^rd in the world and 40^th in Community for Safest, scoring 103.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.