The Colony of The Incorporation and Gerry is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Geoffrey ita Xonthar with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.564 billion Incorporationers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, although International Aid is also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gerry. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Incors economy, worth 233 trillion Freedom Skillets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Gambling, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,873 Freedom Skillets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and Geoffrey ita Xonthar has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Incorporation and Gerry's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Incorporation and Gerry is ranked 220,943^rd in the world and 3^rd in Valkia for Nicest Citizens, with 6.84 average smiles per day.