The Jingoistic States of ThatMustyNation is a large, pleasant nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 98 million ThatMustyNationians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong ThatMustyNationian economy, worth 5.55 trillion MustyBuxes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,584 MustyBuxes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 301,876 per year while the poor average 5,574, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, genetic researchers have been expelled, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, and the nation is completely gun-free. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ThatMustyNation's national animal is the Mosquito, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

ThatMustyNation is ranked 193,075^th in the world and 204^th in Morpheus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.