The Grand Directorship of Tevua is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Director Kong Xuegang with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 12.5 billion Tevuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baatnuur. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tevuan economy, worth 463 trillion Tevuan Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,049 Tevuan Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tevua's national animal is the Ring Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tevua is ranked 64,997^th in the world and 3,401^st in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 628.23 pounds of wildlife per square mile.