The Republic of Terbagontia is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 471 million Terbagontians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Terbagontian economy, worth 17.3 trillion Bubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,675 Bubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, the police insist that racism does not exist, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Terbagontia's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terbagontia's national animal is the Pallas's cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Terbagontia is ranked 193,982^nd in the world and 8,348^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.64 kickbacks per hour.