The Teodorian Socialist Republic of Teodorias is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Great Comrade Teo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.197 billion Teodorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teodoria City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,233 trillion Teodorian Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,126 Teodorian Rons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, all footpaths have tollbooths, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Teodorian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Teodorian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Orthodoxism.

Teodorias is ranked 150,206^th in the world and 5,726^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 758.71 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.