Population | 4.074 billion |
Capital | Tamaria |
Leader | Julian Cesar |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Teeksmark |
Animal | Wolf |
The Grand Empire of Teeksaw is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Julian Cesar with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.074 billion Teeksawians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamaria. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Teeksawian economy, worth 627 trillion Teeksmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,097 Teeksmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and polygamy is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teeksaw's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Teeksaw is ranked 230,119th in the world and 271st in Conch Kingdom for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Teeksaw, polygamy is legal.
- : Following new legislation in Teeksaw, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
- : Following new legislation in Teeksaw, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Teeksaw, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
- : Following new legislation in Teeksaw, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
- : Following new legislation in Teeksaw, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- : Following new legislation in Teeksaw, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
- : Following new legislation in Teeksaw, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Teeksaw, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Tamaria make great practice for foreign snipers.
- : Following new legislation in Teeksaw, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.