The Republic of Teadseesavnosni is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.59 billion Teadseesavnosnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Teadseesavnosnian economy, worth 810 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,058 Yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 361,608 per year while the poor average 32,992, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Teadseesavnosnian language, and property subletting is going underground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teadseesavnosni's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teadseesavnosni is ranked 85,688^th in the world and 2,496^th in Two for Highest Poor Incomes, with 32,992.49 Standard Monetary Units.