The Community of Tapir is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.73 billion Tapirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.6%.
The very strong Tapirian economy, worth 251 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 67,507 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and students do more community service than homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tapir's national animal is the Tapir, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Tapir is ranked 132,365th in the world and 10th in Safari for Largest Populations, with 3.73 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Tapir, students do more community service than homework.
- : Following new legislation in Tapir, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in Tapir, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines.
- : Following new legislation in Tapir, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
- : Following new legislation in Tapir, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in Tapir, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
- : Following new legislation in Tapir, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Tapir, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
- : Following new legislation in Tapir, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.
- : Following new legislation in Tapir, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
