The Republic of Taniquelasse is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-working population of 5.143 billion Taniquelasseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The Taniquelassean economy, worth 204 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 39,818 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taniquelasse's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Taniquelasse is ranked 183,830^th in the world and 4,517^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 338.75 on the Gilded Widget Scale.