The People's Republic of Takeonme is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.874 billion Takeonmeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furolso. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Takeonmean economy, worth 491 trillion a-has a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,413 a-has, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the government seizes all major gold finds, and Takeonme has designated Furolso as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Takeonme's national animal is the comic book.

Takeonme is ranked 35,685^th in the world and 12^th in Minoa for Largest Populations, with 11.9 billion capita.