The Commonwealth of Szechuan is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.599 billion Szechuanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Szechuanian economy, worth 145 trillion Sichuan Peppers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 40,538 Sichuan Peppers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,272 per year while the poor average 2,541, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Szechuan's national animal is the Chicken.

Szechuan is ranked 276,871^st in the world and 10,692^nd in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.