The Allied States of SylvesterStallone is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-working population of 3.793 billion SylvesterStalloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong SylvesterStallonean economy, worth 210 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 55,618 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and SylvesterStallonean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SylvesterStallone's national animal is the Rocky Balboa's Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SylvesterStallone is ranked 232,476^th in the world and 191^st in Resuscitation for Safest, scoring 19.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.