The Queendom of Swutzerland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Iolani chocolate with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 3.693 billion Swutzerlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gerwra. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swutzerlandian economy, worth 416 trillion Daddys franks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,767 Daddys franks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, millions of Swutzerlandians are excellent swimmers, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swutzerland's national animal is the chocolate monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chocolateism.

Swutzerland is ranked 34,914^th in the world and 11^th in One big Island for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,182.05 on the Gilded Widget Scale.