The Republic of Suuria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Misaila Kyulova with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.211 billion Suurians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyukyu-Kanosa. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The very strong Suurian economy, worth 75.0 trillion Isuos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 61,934 Isuos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Misaila Kyulova has just been declared ruler of Suuria in an international press conference, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Suuria's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Suuria is ranked 106,181^st in the world and 4,131^st in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,169.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.