The Republic of Sutsugua is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 12.974 billion Sutsuguans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charleston. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sutsuguan economy, worth a remarkable 3,455 trillion lyfts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 266,305 lyfts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sutsugua's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sutsugua is ranked 3,308^th in the world and 116^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 186,075.03 Standard Monetary Units.