The Republic of Sutawarigoman is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, fear of technology, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.004 billion Sutawarigomanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sutawarigomanian economy, worth 61.9 trillion Tauas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,655 Tauas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Sutawarigomanians like vultures, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sutawarigoman's national animal is the Siberian wolves, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sutawarigoman is ranked 206,681^st in the world and 8,793^rd in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 1.00 billion capita.