Population | 7.56 billion |
Currency | Latinum |
Animal | Rattlesnake |
The Cat of Sunbeams is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.56 billion Sunbeamsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Sunbeamsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,938 trillion Latinums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 388,696 Latinums, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,199,981 per year while the poor average 33,648, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.
Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, and the nation has declared war on all passing comets. Crime is relatively low. Sunbeams's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Sunbeams is ranked 336th in the world and 2nd in Poetry for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 13,132.82 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sunbeams, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
- : Following new legislation in Sunbeams, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
- : Following new legislation in Sunbeams, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
- : Following new legislation in Sunbeams, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
- : Sunbeams was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Sunbeams, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
- : Following new legislation in Sunbeams, Sunbeamsians believe manners maketh the leader.
- : Following new legislation in Sunbeams, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in Sunbeams, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk.
- : Following new legislation in Sunbeams, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.