The Precious Gemnation of Sujhuzlilhe is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Alicia Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.08 billion Sujhuzlilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sugulitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sujhuzlilhean economy, worth a remarkable 2,989 trillion Sugulites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 329,261 Sugulites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and the nation is known as the cheapskates of Jeinnhezslhaunia. Crime is totally unknown. Sujhuzlilhe's national animal is the Seadragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Sujhuzlilhe is ranked 1,162^nd in the world and 31^st in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,478.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.