The Holy Empire of Suelands is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.968 billion Suelandsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merloi. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Suelandsian economy, worth 47.8 trillion Pas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,285 Pas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The practice of capital punishment proves divisive, the only film released this month was "Prayervengers: Heresy War", attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suelands's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Suelands is ranked 100,122^nd in the world and 4,270^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 81.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.