The Borderlands of Stuffircsyn is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.442 billion Stuffircsynians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 45.6%.

The all-consuming Stuffircsynian economy, worth 125 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,751 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuffircsyn's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stuffircsyn is ranked 154,864^th in the world and 6,046^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.12 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.