The International Conspiracy of Stroznia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by interest with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.359 billion Strozniacs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of every country in the world. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Stroznian economy, worth a remarkable 4,338 trillion gifts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 171,093 gifts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, Interest's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime is totally unknown. Stroznia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nothing sacred.

Stroznia is ranked 13,636^th in the world and 26^th in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Safest, scoring 117.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.