The United Socialist States of Stationary- is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning echo population. The hard-working population of 1.929 billion Stationary-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The strong Stationary-ian economy, worth 84.5 trillion echoes a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,822 echoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Stationary-'s national animal is the echo.

Stationary- is ranked 239,446^th in the world and 1,417^th in TPFKAQ for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -10 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.