The Socialisticae Planetæ of StarGaiz is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tsezar Stalin with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.75 billion Operariuses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscoviae. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Operarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,292 trillion Stellas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 376,281 Stellas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, major cities are suffering under water rationing, bilingual Operariuses are viewed with suspicion, and overhead luggage compartments on trains sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. StarGaiz's national animal is the Pumilio Planetæ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Комитет комиссаров.

StarGaiz is ranked 790^th in the world and 2^nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 128.48 flags saluted per person per day.