The Most Serene Republic of Stallenbourg is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 8.633 billion Stallenbourgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stallenbourg. The average income tax rate is 29.0%.

The Stallenbourgian economy, worth 343 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,842 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials across Stallenbourg are being "encouraged" to adopt Pegasuses to set an example for the populace, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, and prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Stallenbourg's national animal is the Pegasus, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Stallenbourg is ranked 144,829^th in the world and 6,887^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 630.71 on the Gilded Widget Scale.