The Republic of Stab is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.07 billion Stabians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The strong Stabian economy, worth 51.4 trillion knives a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Average income is 47,997 knives, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,346 per year while the poor average 3,008, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stab's national animal is the malicious hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Stab is ranked 75,649^th in the world and 792^nd in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 27.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.