The Free Land of StMarisol is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 300 million StMarisolians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 47.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient StMarisolian economy, worth 9.90 trillion Don' Worry bout it brudas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 32,997 Don' Worry bout it brudas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Procrastination is a national sport, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, and bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons. Crime is totally unknown. StMarisol's national animal is the The Venomous Purple Monkey of Marisol.

StMarisol is ranked 38,933^rd in the world and 110^th in Concord for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 763.13 on the Clooney Contribution Index.